I like my men purple and plastic.

Like many others, I’m single and didn’t have a date for Valentine’s Day yesterday. Even in past years when I did have a boyfriend though, I never liked when other girls would post mushy photos and updates on social media during V-day about how “they have the most amazing-est boyfriend in the world, OMG!” because he bought them some super expensive fancy thing. It puts an unfair amount of pressure on guys. I figured I’d have a little fun parodying that with a purple inflatable alien and the oh-so-romantic gifts of vodka and fast food. I documented the action live on Twitter and Instagram last night. So, meet Malcolm: my handsome and out-of-this-world Valentine’s Day date!

All photos were taken on my iPhone 5s.

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This is Malcolm. He is my date for Valentine’s Day. Isn’t he super-duper handsome?

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Awww! He even bought me something red to match my dress! He is such a sweetie!

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He’s even picking me up so I don’t have to drive! What a gentleman!

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And he bought me dinner too! This date night just keeps getting better and better!

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And the night ends with cuddles at home! Thank you Malcolm, for the best Valentine’s Day ever!

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